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| موضوع: Funny Answers السبت مارس 21, 2009 4:09 am | |
| TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: ;No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher
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| موضوع: رد: Funny Answers الأربعاء مارس 25, 2009 10:37 am | |
| - اقتباس :
- TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. the funniest :65: thx sis | |
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~ ليليانـــــــا ~ مشرفه
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| موضوع: رد: Funny Answers الخميس مارس 26, 2009 4:26 pm | |
| ^^
YoU aRe WelcoMe bRoTheR
Thanks FoR Your nIcE PaSSiNg | |
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رسـBananـاويه مشرفه
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| موضوع: رد: Funny Answers الإثنين أبريل 06, 2009 9:37 am | |
| :49: Tarif topic and funny Thank you
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~ ليليانـــــــا ~ مشرفه
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| موضوع: رد: Funny Answers الأربعاء أبريل 08, 2009 12:28 pm | |
| You are welcome Bananooo ^^ | |
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